tool name

close
tool goes here

EPA: What do do about those CO2-spewing humans?

Published: 04/22/09 12:05 am
0 comments

The finding by the Environmental Protection Agency that carbon dioxide is a pollutant that is hazardous to humans (TNT, 4-18) sure caught me by surprise. This means all of us are spewing a killing gas into the air with each breath. We are self-contained killing machines.

I am looking forward to seeing what EPA regulation on reducing human CO2 emissions looks like. I mean, it can’t allow billions of humans to spew a killing gas at current levels.

Let’s see, no more biking or skiing; these raise our CO2 emissions way up there. Closure of all athletic clubs; we can’t have people increasing their breathing rates and killing the rest of us with their CO2 levels. Mandatory replacement of all stairs with elevators. The list goes on and on.

How can a gas that we produce ourselves and supplies a basic building block for plant life be so dangerous? It would be laughable if it weren’t going to have such an incredible impact on our economic activity and quality of life.

The sad fact is that it is all for nothing. The link between global temperature and CO2 is becoming weaker every day as we learn more about our climate. And the excuses for the divergence between climate model projections and actual temperatures becomes more stretched. I only hope enough of us will see through the climate change propaganda and put an end to this insanity.

Similar stories:

  • There’s hope for our Earth Doomsayers sell humanity short on climate change

  • Candidates undercut 2-man race

  • When did ‘climate change’ transform into ‘clean energy’?

  • In the land Down Under, elephants look a lot like our donkeys

  • Warming blamed for yellow cedar die-off in Southeast Alaska

JOIN THE DISCUSSION | Register here

We welcome comments. Please keep them civil, short and to the point. ALL CAPS, spam, obscene, profane, abusive and off topic comments will be deleted. Repeat offenders will be blocked. Thanks for taking part — and abiding by these simple rules. A thorough explanation of rules of conduct can be found in our Terms of Service. If you have any questions, including why your comment may not be showing immediately after you submit it, be sure to visit the commenting FAQ.

The News Tribune had 65,641 visitors yesterday

South Sound Cars .com
VIEW ALL »

Presented By
Car Pros

2011 Kia Optima LX
Silver color, 23,944 miles

South Sound Rentals .com
VIEW ALL »

Hunters Glen

Welcome to where quality and comfort meet.
Enjoy such amenities as weight equipment, a racquetball court, a sauna, and a Jacuzzi. Our professional management and