My issue with Garlic Jim's isn't about pizza. It's about privacy. About a year ago when the Everett-based chain moved into the South Sound, I patronized the then-new Federal Way store.
I walked in and placed my order. I was going to carry it out. The girl at the counter wanted to know my telephone number. I asked her why she needed my telephone number when I was standing right there. I refused to give her my telephone number.
Not long ago, while researching pizza places for today's GOEATS column, I called Garlic Jim's from a telephone that doesn't belong to me.
The owner of that telephone had previously ordered from Garlic Jim's. Garlic Jim's telephone recognized the telephone I was using; the pizza worker read that number and the telephone owner's name back to me.
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When I picked up my pizza, there was a sticker on the box that bore identifying information of the person whose telephone I used, including the person's house address.
All I wanted was a pizza, not a do-si-dough with some three-state chain playing out its National Security Agency marketing fetish.
As for Garlic Jim's pizza, it's decent, but it's chain-like, no better, no worse. "Thin" crust was bready. So was the buttermilk crust.
I liked some of the "gourmet" toppings, especially the eponymous stinking bulbs, roasted golden and amply adorning the pie for which I refused to give my telephone number. A couple of slices would have sufficed. I made the mistake of eating the whole pizza. I was Garlic Ed for two days.
I liked the Nutty Chipotle (with pepper pesto, sausage, pepperoni, onions, tomatoes and cashews). I liked The Hercules had American bacon, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage, salami, pepperoni and beef.
I didn't like Chicken Bacon Ranch. It tasted like it had a base of mayonnaise.
Carry out and delivery only. No dine-in.
"Mediums" ($14.24-$15.99) are 12-inchers. "Large" ($16.49-$18.99) are 14-inchers.
Garlic Jim's: 2065 Mildred St. W, 253-565-5467; 34024 Hoyt Road SW, Federal Way, 253-838-7744. Also in Bremerton, Renton garlicjims.com and elsewhere.
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