Since double espressos come with ample shots of pulchritude at Hot-Chick-a-Latte, I ordered mine with milk. A pasty-breasted barista at the Lakewood location happily poured a shot of milk. But the milk didn't mix in, so she helped it along, stirring my iced double espresso with her finger as she leaned over the the coffee hut's window to hand me my cold drink. Hot? Hardly. Ewwww? You betcha.