The only thing better than Spokane is FREE BEER AND SPOKANE!
Dads, a group of 20-something Spokanites is looking for someone with paternal experience, grilling experience and drinking experience to be a grillmaster at their party, according to a Craigslist listing. (Your own grill is preferred.)
The headline spells it out simply: “NEEDED: Generic Father for Backyard BBQ.”
The barbecue is set for 4 p.m.-8 p.m. June 17, and the “BBQ Dad” is expected to stay through the duration of the party.
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“We can’t pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires,” their listing reads. “Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys.”
The job duties are as follows:
▪ Grill hamburgers and hot dogs
▪ Bring a grill (subject to change; meat provided)
▪ Refer to attendees as “Big Guy,” “Sport” and similar nicknames
▪ Talk about “dad things” (funny anecdotes encouraged)
▪ Drink beer
To contact the party-throwers, check out their Craigslist listing.
Special dispensation to applicants named Bill, Randy and Dave will be considered.