What kind of bird sings loudly while stealing from a department store?
A Spanaway man faces criminal charges after his loud singing attracted employees’ attention as he tried to steal nearly $900 worth of clothing from a Puyallup department store Monday, Pierce County prosecutors say.
The 21-year-old man, who is accused of punching a store employee in the nose during a failed attempt to fly the coop, was arraigned Tuesday in Pierce County Superior Court on one count of second-degree robbery. His bail was set at $5,000.
According to charging documents:
Staffers at the South Hill Mall store saw the loud-singing man and decided to keep an eye on him. Cameras and loss-prevention staff watched the man put some of the clothes on, remove anti-theft devices and then go to the changing rooms to try on items.
Loss-prevention staff noticed that some of the items were missing, then they watched the man stuff a package of socks down the front of his pants.
The man went past the cash registers and left the store, $890 of merchandise in tow, but a store security guard asked him to return.
The man tried to flee. The guard held on. The man punched him in the nose.
A Puyallup police officer arrived and handcuffed the man, but it took a second officer arriving before they could get the man into a patrol car.
The man was taken to a cell at the Puyallup jail, where he stripped himself naked.
He was then transported to Pierce County Jail.