Five other things Federal Way might steal from Tacoma for the Weyerhaeuser campus, now that the Big W is bailing out.
1 Point Defiance Zoo, Aquarium and Wild Waves theme park: Combining Tacoma’s zoology expertise with Federal Way’s waterpark expertise. Humans will encounter wildlife in a thrilling new environment!
2 Pierce County government headquarters building: Forget the political hassles of trying to build it in Tacoma. Federal Way will do what it takes to meet client needs, including being annexed into Pierce County.
3 Branch campus of Trump University: Move over, UWT. You won’t stand a chance of competing with TUFW.
4 World Trade Center Tacoma: Doing things the federal way is overrated; it’s time to try the global way.
5 The world’s largest methanol plant: Yes, Federal Way strongly opposed the project when it was destined for the Port of Tacoma. But is it really such a big leap from fish processing to methanol processing?