Five Christmas theme songs for Washingtonians.
1. “White Christmas” — For the Republican caucuses in both chambers of the Legislature. May you discover the gift of diversity, someday.
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2. “Oh Come, All Ye Faithless” — For the four state electors who broke their pledge and didn’t vote for their party’s candidate in the Electoral College.
3. “We Three Kings” — For the Pierce County Council triumvirate who became a royal pain by blocking majority support for a mental health tax.
4. “The Twelves’ Days of Christmas” — For Seattle Seahawks fans who want nothing more this season than a long run in the playoffs.
5. “Blue Christmas” — For the Tacoma Police Department. May you find peace in this time of loss.