5 reasons why a giant rubber ducky, spotted on the Foss Waterway this weekend, is good for Tacoma.
1 Mile-high Ernie is feared lost at sea, and the City of Destiny could be his port in a storm.
2 The proposed LNG plant at the Port of Tacoma also makes bubbles.
3 We can tell our northern neighbors to lighten up: Oh, Canada, life’s too short not to spend six figures on a bath toy.
4 University Place can eat crow wishing they had our giant duckling during their recent Duck Daze festival.
5 You never know when America might need a Trojan Duck. (“Dear Vlad, open up the gates. We have a present for you…”)