Five things we hope happen when Seattle Seahawks play in London next season.
1 Quarterback Russell Wilson spices up his usual press conference inanities (“the separation’s in the preparation”) with a cheeky cockney accent.
2 Strong safety Cam Chancellor takes sideline selfies with Britain’s Lord Chancellor and Chancellor of the Exchequer.
3 Traveling 12th Man fans from Tacoma mix with English football hooligans at several Tottenham pubs for a bloody good chin wag.
4 To protest unjust British taxation on colonial America, Michael Bennett and other players sit during the singing of “God Save the Queen.”
5 Instead of postgame handshakes, both teams meet at midfield for high tea and crumpets.