Five things President Trump was overheard saying during the Winter Olympics, according to an imaginary fly on the White House wall.
1 “Hey, Tillerson, didn’t I tell you to get us more Norwegian immigrants? The way they’re crushing us in the medal count, we look like a s***hole country.”
2 John, see if you can get me added to the men’s curling team. Everyone knows I have tremendously big stones, though I’ve never picked up a broom in my life.”
4 “Yes, Melania, you can have an Olympic-size skating rink next to the Rose Garden. Lord knows I’m on thin ice with you already.”
5 “Hey, Mueller, did you see the two-man luge team from Moscow? Maybe you should indict them for Russian co-luge-in’. Badda bing, badda boom!”