Five things to do over Labor Day weekend
1 Puyallup fairgoers: It’s open! Take your pick of ancient specimens by visiting the dinosaur exhibit or waiting to see the Creedence Clearwater Revisited concert Wednesday.
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2 Politicians: If you lost in the primary election, take the long weekend to remove your signs from Pierce County medians and street corners. Your free speech is now our clutter.
3 Baseball fans: Go to the ballpark to enjoy a homestand involving your playoff-hungry team — in Tacoma, definitely not Seattle.
4 Students: Prepare for back-to-school the same way your parents and grandparents did. Fill your Pee Chee folders with notebook paper, bullying prevention handbook, social media policy and transgender bathroom bill of rights.
5 Trick-or-treaters: Time’s a wasting. Halloween is only 60 days away. Which hot costume will you choose, Donald Trump or The Joker? (And really, what’s the difference?)