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Published May 18th, 2013 - 12:05AM
How bizarre it is that a prime instrument of a mother’s love for her children — one of her pots and pans — has become a creepy instrument of death.
Published May 11th, 2013 - 12:05AM
Like so many of you, I never got to meet all four of my grandparents. But Alexander Graham Bell has reminded me how the grandchildren of today can have a better idea of their grandparents, even if they have never met them in the flesh.
Published April 27th, 2013 - 12:05AM
Come clean, you dirty rat.
Published April 20th, 2013 - 12:05AM
An international airline with computer troubles was compelled to cancel hundreds of flights for thousands of passengers, but it apologized.
Published April 13th, 2013 - 12:05AM
I was sitting in a theater watching the last few minutes of a movie when it dawned on me that, technically, the movie was very long. But I hadn’t even noticed.
Published April 6th, 2013 - 12:05AM
Like most Americans, I am neither 100 percent capitalist nor 100 per cent socialist. I not only support the blatantly socialistic public schools and fire departments but I also support the transparently capitalistic espresso bars, grocery stores, commercial cat food companies and manly man hardware stores.
Published March 30th, 2013 - 12:05AM
A newspaper report on a traffic accident told a familiar story: “The vehicle rolled, and she was ejected.”
Published March 23rd, 2013 - 12:05AM
We are deep into a new era of social acceptance in which some of life’s clouds have parted and the son has come out.
Published March 16th, 2013 - 12:05AM
Until recently, coffee was part of the glue that holds couples together.
Published March 9th, 2013 - 12:05AM
Some years ago, I went through a period of incessant sneezing. If you lived near me, that’s what that sound was that used to keep you awake.
Published March 2nd, 2013 - 12:05AM
It’s easy to tell heroes from the rest of us.
Published February 23rd, 2013 - 12:05AM
I heard something the other day that made me start worrying about the old age of my unborn great-grandson.
Published February 16th, 2013 - 12:05AM
If you build a better mouse trap, the world will beat a path to your door, but not if your mouse murder device is no better than the traps already on the market.
Published February 9th, 2013 - 12:05AM
I was boggled to realize that the team I have always rooted for had won the Super Bowl.
Published February 2nd, 2013 - 12:05AM
An antiquated friend of mine says he doesn’t use electronic book readers because he likes “the feel” of old-fashioned paper books.


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