The one thing they agree on is that they argued.
It started after he returned home from a night of playing pool. It ended with a machete frighteningly close to her neck.
A frantic 911 call early Monday brought Pierce County sheriff’s deputies to the Tacoma home where the couple has lived together for 30 years.
They found a 59-year-old man who repeatedly called his longtime girlfriend “dumb” and “over-medicated,” court records show.
His girlfriend claimed he sometimes gets too rough during disagreements.
On this particular night, he allegedly grabbed a machete from its place against a bedroom wall and swung it at her.
The man told his girlfriend “he could ‘cut her head off and it wouldn’t matter because she is stupid,’ ” according to charging papers.
Prosecutors charged the man Tuesday with first-degree assault. He pleaded not guilty and is being held on $20,000 bail.
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