Five potential catastrophes that were not accounted for in safety studies for a proposed liquid natural gas (LNG) plant at the Port of Tacoma.
1 Locusts, flies, Commencement Bay saltwater turning into blood, or any of the other 10 Old Testament plagues.
2 Coordinated attack on the plant by Ultron, Loki, Green Goblin, Lex Luthor and other comic universe supervillains.
3 Clever utility company, with help from lapdog daily newspaper, gets away with cover-up of the real safety studies, which show a leak would result in zombie apocalypse.
4 Cargo ship arrives for refueling with Capt. Joseph Hazelwood of the Exxon Valdez at the helm.