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The five spot: 5 Puget Sound tweets Trump has not yet tweeted

From the Editorial Board

President Donald Trump, accompanied by daughter Ivanka, gives an unenthusiastic five-spot salute as they walk to board Marine One on the South Lawn of the White House. Trump took to Twitter last week to defend his daughter’s honor after Seattle-based Nordstrom said it would stop carrying her clothing line.
President Donald Trump, accompanied by daughter Ivanka, gives an unenthusiastic five-spot salute as they walk to board Marine One on the South Lawn of the White House. Trump took to Twitter last week to defend his daughter’s honor after Seattle-based Nordstrom said it would stop carrying her clothing line. AP

Five more tweets of disapproval we'd enjoy seeing President Donald Trump aim at Washington state companies.

 

1. “Still tremendously upset that so-called luxury store @Nordstrom dissed beautiful daughter Ivanka! DT will never buy long, red ties there now! #FakeClass.”

 

2. “Shame, shame @Starbucks! Your very bad refugee hiring scheme means Americans lose god-given right to safe and secure overpriced lattes!”

 

3. "@Costco: just a warehouse, not fabulous. Cotlets: just ugly fruit, not candy.”

 

4. "Very un-American that @amazon is selling toilet paper with DT's face — only one ply and PROBABLY MADE IN MEXICO!"

 

5. "So disappointed to find out #AlmondRoca wrappers not real gold leaf. Tremendously unclassy! Make America gold again!"

 

Extra bonus spots for online readers:

 

6. “Add @thenewstribune to list of dishonest press for ignoring many, many horrible acts of terror. #BowlingGreenMassacre #BoeingGreenMassacre."

 

7. “@Seahawks: No Tom Brady, just losers. @SoundersFC: Not even an American sport.”

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