Five things we can try to blame on last week’s solar eclipse, in addition to the great Puget Sound fish farm escape.
2 Strange animal behaviors, such as a nude man breaking into Lakewood homes and trying on women’s lingerie.
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3 Unfortunate resurgence of Bonnie Tyler’s 1983 power ballad “Total Eclipse of the Heart” on radio stations, cruise ships and karaoke playlists.
4 “Honestly, officer, I never would’ve driven on the freeway shoulder through Tacoma if I hadn’t been staring at the sun without eclipse glasses!”
5 President Trump’s claim before a prime-time audience that he knows the way to win the war in Afghanistan.