The Five Spot: 5 bold Chambers Bay master plan ideas

From the Editorial Board

Five more proposed updates to the Chambers Bay master plan written in tiny print, invisible ink.

1 Resort developer will partner with Wild Waves to build water slide adjacent to 14th fairway.

2 Each “extended stay lodging” unit equipped with gate, guard dog and alarm system to protect against burglars and/or golfers.

3 Out with the proposed restaurant by Seattle super-chef Tom Douglas. In its place, a walk-up fast-food joint called Ladenburgers.

4 Famous Lone Fir, deemed a waterfront view obstruction, will be removed before first villas are rented out.

5 To help finance hotel project, greenskeepers will grow plot of cannabis next to new nine-hole pitch-and-puff course.