Five reasons why it’s a bad idea to try robbing a Girl Scout selling cookies in Tacoma.
1 No U.S. city is more fiercely protective of its blue-collar and green-sash workers.
2 In a fate once reserved for killers, your name, photo and court appearances will be published in the daily newspaper over several days.
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3 Part of the Girl Scout Law is to be “courageous and strong.” The Girl Scout Robber’s Pledge? To turn tail and run away.
4 Never get between a Tacoma Girl Scout, her mom and their cookies; as with a grizzly bear and her cub, it’s advisable to lie down and play dead.
5 Good luck trying to get a job, find a girlfriend or buy a box of Thin Mints in this town ever again.