1. Our food and drink offerings are the highest quality. Beyond compare. Dare I say, unimpeachable?
3. Check out our “Quid Pro Quo” suite! Generous deals and celebrity treatment await. All you have to do is sign a few forms at the concierge desk, and you’ll be feeling Quid Pro Cozy!
4. Stay with us one night, and you’ll go home feeling like a million bucks ... which, coincidentally, is the price I paid for this ambassador gig and entanglement in a major White House scandal.
5. The Murano warmly welcomes everyone – pets, Ukrainians, members of the Biden family. Everyone, that is, except Rudy Giuliani.