Five groups, besides the Satanists, that might also like to host after-school programs in Tacoma and Puyallup elementary schools:
1 Hell’s Angels. (On training wheels.)
2 Ku Klux Klan. (BYOESWB: Bring your own extra small white bedsheet.)
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3 The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Raising the next generation of Pastafarians.)
4 National Timeshare Owners Association. (Because it’s never too early to make retirement travel plans.)
5 Donald Trump Fan Club. (Their hands are almost as tiny as his.)