It's the holiday season, and boy, have we got a gift idea for you.
There's a company in Michigan that produces coffins and urns. That may not sound like Christmas to you, but wait.
These particular caskets and urns have within them logos - everything from the American Kennel Club to the Seattle Mariners.
Granted, the Yankees and Red Sox have been selling at a much faster clip.
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But you can almost certainly be the first on your block to own a Mariners casket, complete with silky logo. Or an urn, if you're budget-minded.
If you can't stand the suspense any longer, here's a link to an article that even includes a video demonstration.
Live long and prosper - there's even a Star Trek coffin available when you go.