Five other things (besides package deliveries) we’d like Amazon workers to do when they enter our home under the new Amazon Key program.
1 Feed the fish, clean the litterbox and take Brutus for a quick jaunt to the dog park (after he stops biting your leg).
2 Fill out Pierce County election ballots for us. (Just kidding. But would you be a peach and take them to the nearest drop box by Tuesday?)
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3 The mother in law is bedridden upstairs, and she’d appreciate a round of cribbage and fresh cream on her rash.
4 Reset clocks and change smoke-alarm batteries for the end of daylight savings time.
5 Unpack the shovel, duct tape, ski mask and rubber gloves you just delivered. Follow instructions left for you in the top drawer of the credenza.