Five questions to ask Washington Supreme Court justices at their Tacoma road show (9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Tuesday at the University of Puget Sound, Schneebeck Concert Hall).
1 Why not bring in some Pierce County Superior Court judges as your opening act, to warm up the crowd a little?
2 Do you ever wear your black robe while driving to work so that you can go as fast as you want without worrying about a ticket?
3 After holding legislators in contempt of court for the McCleary school funding mess, and fining them $100,000 a day for the last two years, are things awkward for you at Capitol Christmas parties?
4 Can you do something about the ridiculous number of penalties the referees are calling against the Seahawks this season?
5 A question just for the men of the court: Do you prefer legal boxers or legal briefs?