Five guesses why President Trump skipped Washington state this week on his West Coast visit to California.
1. While our state has a similar ratio of out-of-touch liberals for him to verbally abuse, California has a lot more multimillionaire conservative donors for him to schmooze.
2. His people tried to book the Tacoma Dome for a rally, but Elton John refused to give up either of his two nights there.
3. He was upset that the Department of Fish & Wildlife wouldn’t issue special permits to Eric and Donald Jr. for an open-water orca hunt.
4. His science advisers warned that Hurricane Dorian was about to make a devastating pass across the Pacific Northwest.