Five possible reasons humpback whales are gathering in huge groups:
1 Word got out that Pete Carroll is looking for new offensive linemen.
2 The pod is preparing for a million whale march on Washington.
3 Humpbacks are hiding immigrants who are trying to get past Trump’s fabulous wall.
4 Whales are auditioning for The Voice. Listen to their music here: www.whalesounds.com.
5 These giants of the sea are taking one last vacation before Trump’s EPA cuts take effect.