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The Five Spot

From the Editorial Board

March 19, 2017 4:18 PM

Five possible reasons humpback whales are gathering in huge groups:

1 Word got out that Pete Carroll is looking for new offensive linemen.

2 The pod is preparing for a million whale march on Washington.

3 Humpbacks are hiding immigrants who are trying to get past Trump’s fabulous wall.

4 Whales are auditioning for The Voice. Listen to their music here: www.whalesounds.com.

5 These giants of the sea are taking one last vacation before Trump’s EPA cuts take effect.

This story was originally published March 19, 2017 at 4:18 PM with the headline "The Five Spot."